Hello weight losing fans...
Today I stepped up onto the Magical-Mystical-Digital-Scale weighing in at 204.8-pounds.
Oh Argh....
How many of you are Catholic? Well, I was raised a Catholic.
I will never forget this opening statement I used to make when I would step into the confessional booth.
"Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been 2 months since my last confession. I have done these sins."
So here we go fans.
"Bless me weight losing fans. It's been one day since my last post. I have done these sins."
"This weekend, I blew it out baby."
"That's right, I pigged out."
"Just yesterday alone I ate a bag of Peanut Butter M&M Candies, and two Snickers Bars in the morning for breakfast."
"Then for lunch. I ate two Burger King Whoppers, a small French Fries, and a vanilla ice cream cone."
"Last night I had the munchies: So I opened up the freezer and found my last ice cream cookie sandwich, then I stuffed that thing in my mouth."
"And fans don't ask me what I ate on Sunday and Monday because I didn't write it down. All I know is I had beer and wine Sunday night."
Ahhh, I feel better. I confessed to my fans. Now may I have absolution? Please, so the fat gods can forgive me.
Now I will go back to eating my broccoli sprigs, and one or two eggs for breakfast.
Bye for now....
And that's the way it is... I'm David Dane
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
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