Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Don't Criticize Me For Eating A Blueberry Muffin

Hello weight losing fans...

Today I stepped up onto the Magical-Mystical-Digital-Scale weighing in at 187.2-pounds.
Yes you read that right. Yesterday I was 192-pounds, and today I am 187.2-pounds.

There was no typo-graphical error there.

My what a difference a day makes.

Is A Blueberry Muffin, And A Crossaint Unhealthy Food?
I was at work the other day and had a blueberry muffin and croissant in my hand. I told a fellow co-worker I am taking this home to eat for breakfast. He said I thought you were into healthy food?

I said to this man, "This is healthy food." I told the man, "It's the amount of food that is consumed, not the kind of food."

I have a question: What constitutes healthy food? Is it a chicken breast broiled in the oven? Is it a piece of bread made with only whole grains? Is it food that's completely void of sugar?

I don't know any more. I can't speak for any one else. But, I am tired of the paranoia that is out there put upon us by a media that can't make up it's mind about anything.

It seems to me people are growing more and more ignorant about how food is made, and what it's effects are on the body. A blueberry muffin like the one I was holding in my hand was made from white flour, sugar, eggs, and blueberries.

Now, the liberals out there that are pushing "healthy foods" made with only organic food, food made without hydrogenated oils, and without sugar would say that blueberry muffing is so bad for me. They would just as soon have the muffin banned.

Well, I don't care what anyone thinks. I can have a blueberry muffin for breakfast. I can have that and the croissant that I ate as well. It's what else I ate throughout the day that mattered.

It's the amount of food consumed counted by calories that matters.

EAT LESS FOOD. That's what matters.

Bye for now...

And that's the way it is...I'm David Dane

5 comments:

Funky White Boy said...

Healthy food is crap man. Give me pizza and beer. Screw the vitamins. Haha.

I love your attitude, Dane. You give hell to everyone.

David Dane said...

Oh thanks... I am not so popular for it. You should see what happened on FACEBOOK with my comments.

Funky White Boy said...

Screw Facebook. You are wise, Dane, and you take no crap from anyone. At first I pegged you for a fruitcake holy roller, but you have balls and rage. I bet you were viscous. You aren't going to give quarter. I bet in a fox hole you would be great. Kill 'em and let God sort 'em out, and to hell with God, send 'em to hell, those bastards.

David Dane said...

I would hope that you are right. I did spend 16 years in the Army.

Funky White Boy said...

I don't know, but I hire people all the time. I know people. I know you wouldn't even think about it if you had to kill one of those bastards. The hell with them. They deserve no mercy. Mercy is for wimps. Makes me sick. I had some Bible thumpers knocking on my door last week BSing about grace. "Why would I deserve to go to heaven? Who gives a shit? I told them to go to hell. Hahaha. Their mercy BS may work in church, but damn them, that is not how real men like you and me live. Put number one first, and that sure as hell ain't some frigging little old lady who is trying to cross the road. What do they want me to be? A Boy Scout? Not me.

You tell all those Facebook sourpusses that the Funky White Boy tells them they can take their liberal BS and throw it in the sewer. In NYC, we have rats in our sewers big enough to whup liberal ass. Send their crap here. We'll take care of them. Especially the Bible thumpers. They are the worst of the liberals. Feed the poor BS. Let the poor fend for themselves.

What are they saying anyway? Lots of whiners out there, liberals and neocons. Sucking on their mother's breast.