Saturday, September 13, 2008

Weight Jump Today

Hello weight losing fans...

Today I stepped up onto the Magical-Mystical-Digital-Scale weighing in at 182-pounds.

Again, it's the same story; It's stuff waiting to leave.
I got off work late last night. A friend of mine invited me out to a local watering hole. There I drank two beers, and ate a small pizza, and popcorn.

We'll see tomorrow.

Part Two For Today
Here are some more of my thoughts which were borrowed from an e-mail. I think you'll get a laugh out of this.

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never before finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. ;~)


Bye for now...

And that's the way it is...I'm David Dane

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