Sunday, February 16, 2014

I Am Fasting Today

Hello Weight Losing Fans...

Today I stepped up onto the New Magical Mystical Digital Scale weighing in at 215.2-Pounds.

Last night I was working the concession stand and my lady friend Sabah-ba as I call her brought in a big tray of food. I had just eaten a Hotdog on the bun, and then she showed up. I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I ate it.

This morning I have decided to go on a fast today where I won't eat anything but water, and maybe some coffee.

That's the way it is... I'm David Dane

1 comment:

Funky White Boy said...

When you say you eat less food without any screwball diets or supplements, you aren't kidding! I heard of people fasting. All the Muslims and Catholics here do it for religious reasons. I never knew you could do it to lose weight.

Keep it simple. I followed your advice and knocked off calories from my diet and lost 50 pounds. It took a long time but I got there. I knocked out sweets and booze. No Coke either. I walk a lot too. I tried running but that killed my knees.

Kids today are fat because they have no self-discipline like you and me. They sit on their butts and play on the internet instead of getting their butt moving.

Keep it up, David Dane.